Concorde's diary: Mighty Concorde

Concorde's Diary: Mighty Concorde

Rude Sounding Words Coming From the Humans

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH!!!!! *screeches to a halt* Ohhhhh it's that time again? Crikey, that's gone quick! *shouts into the distance* Lucky escape mouse! But don't forget…Concorde has LANDED!!!!!!!!!! *evil cackle*

Well now…as you've probably guessed, we're Oh, You, Tee, OUT! We've split into pairs and have a very gentlemanly agreement on protecting this land. The barns, yard and front fields are mine and Dad's (Lucifer) but the woods and the back fields are Hugo and Boss'. Hugo and Boss aren't very keen on being seen at all and much prefer the commando life in the woods. Dad and I though reckon we've got it well and truly sussed. You'll be VERY pleased to hear that I'm back to myself, no more Mr Nice Guy. The humans tend to hang around certain parts of the barns, where they have their "stuff" including our food! Lucifer quite likes their sofa but I sit on their hay where I have a great vantage point (and conveniently just feet away from our food bowls).

I also do not see why *I*, the great Concorde should have to move just for THEM! Pfft. I sit, quite high up and from there I can track the humans movements very easily - wherever they go, they turn and see me. Just so that they don't forget! If they so much as think about walking towards me, the hissing and growling generally puts them off. When it comes to the food being put out, don't the humans realise that as cats, we can do it ourselves? We scared the daylights out of the one human - me and Dad were very hungry one night and stalked her, snarling, growling and hissing whilst she put the food out - that was quite funny! She certainly didn't hang around!!

They also have these big stupid clumsy animals that they keep cooing over and sitting on. Very silly animals, I mean, what exactly do they DO? They just eat grass and poo - they don't catch mice, they don't kill anything at all. I can see why they needed us! On the plus side, these animals are very entertaining. Dad and I have devised a great game - we see them coming and dash out. Dad goes in front of them and I go between their legs - like a version of the game, Chicken. It's hilarious!!! There are hooves flying, horses galloping and humans skiing along on the end of a rope behind them. That game can be very noisy, with lots of rude sounding words coming from the humans and lots of snorting and general huffing and puffing from the horses but it's great fun and breaks up the day nicely.

The only downside to this place is that the humans sometimes bring their dogs down too. However, we've won that battle. We conned the dogs, one at a time, into following us into the hay where we swiped them good and proper. They like to act all big and bark at us now but we know who's boss…us! Here's a pic of me and Dad eating our supper the other night (top of page). I'm a little bit more tolerant of photographers these days…but only because I was bribed!

Yours, Concorde.

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